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MOTHERFUCKING STRIPES

hungrylikethewolfie:

bigfatfeminist:

Today I was told I shouldn’t get a sweater dress because “horizontal stripes don’t really work on all body types,” according to the salesgirl at H&M (which, by the by, doesn’t really carry my size).

Sigh.

You know, for years I just accepted that rule.  Big girls can’t wear horizontal stripes; everyone knows that.  And then, one day, I realized:

That’s a dumb fucking rule.

ETA: For the record, Kaye, you are freakin’ awesome, and gorgeous, and I also you’ve made me really want a sweater dress.  I’m torn between hoping you bought that one, and hoping you didn’t give the salesgirl the satisfaction of the commission.  (Do salespeople at H&M even work on commission?  IDK, but the point still stands.)

DAMN GURL.

I did not by that stupid dress. It was itchy as all hell anyway. I went to Torrid and got skinny jeans instead. #boom

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  6. stormqueen280 reblogged this from hungrylikethewolfie and added:
    Fuck the rules!!!! Also, I want that first shirt, it’s beautiful!
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    Omg, a big girl in horizontal stripes! Someone call the mother f*ckin authorities!!! WHERE ARE THE FASHION POLICE WHEN...
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  24. los-deadboys reblogged this from bigfatfeminist and added:
    dude i am fucking obsessed with black and white striped shirts and i dont give a FUCK what people think or even if they...